Is Football a “man’s sport?”

By Klassy K

What’s up home skillets, it’s your girl Klassy K coming to you live and direct with plenty of respect!  First, I hope that you are enjoying this beautiful Michigan weather, I can say that it’s officially spring, and to tell you to put up your winter boots, but I’m not going to say that. You never know what tomorrow’s weather will be like, but just use your imagination in the meantime.  So, many of you know the NFL draft was about a week ago, and many of you are probably wondering who was drafted?  Are they good enough? Will they help us get to the Super Bowl?  Chill out chopsticks!  Let us marinate on the idea that the Detroit Lions drafted some big husky, muscular built, fine looking specimens, hopefully “single”, well I’m just saying this to all my “single ladies” readers. Don’t start singing the song, yes I know it’s catchy.  Ah, Ah Ooh, I couldn’t help it.

Well, the answer is maybe, I say that because it’s going to take more than 7 new comers, and a new coach to win a Super Bowl.  I am sorry Detroit Lions fans, but we got some work to do.  In case you are wondering, new coach?  What is she talking about?  Yes, they got rid of Jim Caldwell, the Ford’s gave him a pink slip and told him to “hit the road Jack and don’t you come back, no more, no more, no more” well you got it.  The new for the Detroit Lions, drum roll please…..Matt Patricia!  Matt Patricia, yes, yes, he was the New England Patriots Assistant coach, now you know the New England team has Tom Brady. Tom Brady was the guy that they said “allegedly cheated” during the 2015 season. Remember the deflated football?  Don’t quote me on this, it’s “hearsay”, hint.  Well, I got nothing but love for Tom, because he was a University of Michigan football player, he wore the blazing’ blue and yellow, but he’s not wearing blue and gray, so he is a traitor! Now take that to the Brady Bunch, Tom!

Well, I know a lot of you are thinking, that’s a man for ya, right?  Who wouldn’t want to date super models, win super bowls, be worth $180 million dollars, hanging out with the biggest celebrities including #45 and no that’s not his jersey number and no you’re not #46 waiting on #45 hurry up and place their order.  Hell, football is a very hard and physical sport!  You got to run around with sweaty men, watching them bend over, yelling and huffing and puffing, whew.  Am I writing a naughty novel?  Ok, let me get my mind out the gutter, but I know the women like I bet “we” can make that sexy too. Women playing football is unheard of, right?  Wrong, yes Detroit has a FEMALE women’s football LEAGUE!  Detroit Pride Football which was founded in 2014, it’s a group of young and talented women that plays in a physical and competitive sport. Yes, the ladies can make football sexy too and when they sweat, it’s sweet sweat, not that stanky sweat from men.  The team travels around the nation to play with other female football players, yes, there are other women football teams.

In fact, they have an upcoming game on Saturday, May 5 in Hampton, VA at the Hampton RDS, of course you’re not going to go to Virginia to see them.  However, if you want to check them out in Detroit the next home game is on Saturday, June 9, 2018.  For tickets and season passes check out their website at www.detroitpridefootball.com.   Also, for my female readers, if you have a dream of becoming a female football player and you can bring that sexy back, they do have try-outs.

In the words of Mystikal, “so gone girl, show’em whatcha working with!”

Klassy K Sports Korner:  contributor writer for aheartfullconversations.com